I'd be card-carrying, if someone gave me a card

I had an amusing moment of self-awareness today. After picking up 50 pounds of prime locally grown Blonde Aquitaine beef from a local rancher, I went to the farmer's market. I had gotten my Nature Conservancy magazine a few days before, so I brought it with me to read in the car. So there I was, with a reusable canvas bag full of locally grown organic produce in one hand and the Nature Conservancy magazine in the other, walking to my hybrid automobile. And I thought, if I had set out to make a political statement about myself on purpose, I couldn't've done it better.