Friday, September 21, 2007

Notice of public record

Notice is hereby given.

The world is permitted 1,000 more "there are a lot of Starbucks" jokes, and then that's it. Please make an effort to make the best of them.

Thank you. That is all.


litlfrog said...

A question: Does the 1,000 figure include jokes about their corporate status, quality of coffee, or highly sugary drinks? I need to know to include that in my joke calculations. :)

Hawthorn Thistleberry said...

Those topics are fair game. Only references to their ubiquity and rapid replication are considered within the purview of this decree.